Wired for Sound

A preacher was using a microphone on stage while preaching. While walking back and forth, he would jerk the cord in an effort to keep from getting tripped up. As he grew more intense with his message, his pace back and forth on the stage quickened. Not paying attention to the cord, he almost tripped and fell. He started jerking violently on the cord trying to untangle his feet. A little girl sitting on the second pew leaned close to her mother and whispered, “If he gets loose, will he hurt us?”